Mike's S-Works SS 29er

Yeah I know it's been FOREVER since my last post. Suck it.

Anyways here is Mikes SW 29er. Super cool for a crusty old duffer who has been still riding the Bontrager they bought in 1991. Kind of an upgrade dontchya think? DT SS hubs, white ZTR rims for wheels. Still waiting on the SW cranks so he's got polished XTR on for now. The coolest thing (besides the frame) is the fork. Reba 29er with a just-for specialized tapered carbon crown/steerer. Sick.

RUSTY Johnson

Oh crap. The Sh!t is hitting the fan now. Dusty Johnson's dad Rusty has been spotted in a hourly motel off Pacific Avenue in SeaTac. Apparantly he got wind of Dusty's location and is still wicked pissed that Dusty stole his El Camino and his pack of Camel's back in 89. No slouch himself on the CX course he figured he could take a tip from his not so bright son and score some cash from the suckers in tomorrows MFG race. We'll see how he looks. Apparently he has been gettin hosed playing beer hunter until the wee hours of the morning. The last time he got so wasted he thought he was the tooth fairy and was trying to rip all grill's out of mouths of the Trunk Boiz.

Dusty Johnson is a former dirt track stock car racer. He had to go into hiding via the Federal Witness Protection Program after being forced to testify against the mafia. You see, he had inside knowledge on their entire moonshine distribution network in Chattanooga. After the mob threatened his sister/daughter (whom he later married, divorced, and hooked up with again later.) He decided that he would give up is once illustrious drifting career and begin selling counterfeit lawn darts direct from China. Once Donny's business partner. He was forced out of the lawn dart game after a host of lawsuits from angry one-eyed faulty lawn dart customers. Long story short, in order to raise money for Skoal and Jack Daniels he occasionally picks off some suckers at a local cx race for money. I'm pretty sure this week he took a dive this week as evidenced by his lackluster result and the gym bag of cash he was seen loading into the passenger seat of his cherry El Camino. I'm not sure if he'll race again this season, but keep your fingers crossed.

Joey's Singlecross

Here is something new. Joey's 2008 Specialized Tricross Singlecross. This is the second person I have seen buy a stock singlecross and literally change every part. Maybe the big S needs to offer a frameset option? Joey Jo-Jo had spent enough on green anodized parts to buy a small island in the Caribbean. Last week we heard from K-Mac ,"Joey if you didn't spend all that money on green shit you could have bought a bike with gears!" Who would have thought the kid had it in him? It is a lovely looking build though. Even if it does look like the Grinch blew a snot rocket all over it.

Par-Tay!!!

See you Sunday!

Mike's "BLUE VELVET"

Another version of the sexiest frame for 2010! Mike B's "Blue Velvet" is silky smooth! Reflex rims on King Hubs, Revo spokes and Tufo tires. Rival with a S-Works BB30 crankset set up as a single ring. Thomson post with a saddle the PERFECTLY matches the blue decals. He won the saddle in a commuting mileage contest! This bike is light, durable, and sexy. One note for Mike. Drop the hoods a little will ya. Your mom isn't riding this thing. (I can tell you what she is riding though!)

Tory's 2009 S-Works Tarmac SL2

My Girl! Pretty stock except Zipp 404 tubulars and Tufo tires. I changed the white tape and saddle to all black. Weight with my pedals is around 14.5 lbs.