RUSTY Johnson

Oh crap. The Sh!t is hitting the fan now. Dusty Johnson's dad Rusty has been spotted in a hourly motel off Pacific Avenue in SeaTac. Apparantly he got wind of Dusty's location and is still wicked pissed that Dusty stole his El Camino and his pack of Camel's back in 89. No slouch himself on the CX course he figured he could take a tip from his not so bright son and score some cash from the suckers in tomorrows MFG race. We'll see how he looks. Apparently he has been gettin hosed playing beer hunter until the wee hours of the morning. The last time he got so wasted he thought he was the tooth fairy and was trying to rip all grill's out of mouths of the Trunk Boiz.

Dusty Johnson is a former dirt track stock car racer. He had to go into hiding via the Federal Witness Protection Program after being forced to testify against the mafia. You see, he had inside knowledge on their entire moonshine distribution network in Chattanooga. After the mob threatened his sister/daughter (whom he later married, divorced, and hooked up with again later.) He decided that he would give up is once illustrious drifting career and begin selling counterfeit lawn darts direct from China. Once Donny's business partner. He was forced out of the lawn dart game after a host of lawsuits from angry one-eyed faulty lawn dart customers. Long story short, in order to raise money for Skoal and Jack Daniels he occasionally picks off some suckers at a local cx race for money. I'm pretty sure this week he took a dive this week as evidenced by his lackluster result and the gym bag of cash he was seen loading into the passenger seat of his cherry El Camino. I'm not sure if he'll race again this season, but keep your fingers crossed.